Every time I come across another “men’s” “rights” temper tantrum
Sing Monty Python’s Lumberjack! ^.~
(( OMFG, WHY DIDN’T I SEE THIS!?!? *dies laughing* I should have sang thisssss!!!! Dear lord this is hilarious. ))
Oh Monty Python.
Pro tip: if you don’t want cops spelunking in your rectum, make sure you don’t…not commit crimes?
5 Terrifying Ways Police Can Legally Screw You Over
#5. Throw You in Jail and Repeatedly Strip Search You (Even if You’re Innocent)
Take the case of Albert Florence, the last guy you’d imagine getting shit from the cops: As a happily married family man with a spotless record, he was the definition of an average, non-threatening middle-class dude. This did little to save him from the long, overly grabby hand of justice when a cop pulled him and his wife (who was driving) over for speeding … and promptly arrested Florence. Their computer said he had an unpaid fine from seven years ago, and thus he had an arrest warrant on his ass. So, off to jail he went, where they kept him locked away for a full week.
Florence’s only entertainment in the strange pit of despair his life had suddenly become were the two full-on strip searches he had to go through, complete with the whole “lift your balls in front of observers and cough” experience.
(via cracked)
“There were always in me, two women at least, one woman desperate and bewildered, who felt she was drowning and another who would leap into a scene, as upon a stage, conceal her true emotions because they were weaknesses, helplessness, despair, and present to the world only a smile, an eagerness, curiosity, enthusiasm, interest.”
― Anaïs Nin
I think the only way I can get out of this life with my humanity/sanity in tact is to have a really big heart, a quick wit, and a long ass memory.
Let’s face it, none of us are getting out of here alive, we might as well make the best of the time we’ve got.
I am getting coffee with my crush today. I woke up at 4:45am and couldn’t get back to sleep bc I am excited. I’m almost 28. We never actually grow up, we just get better at hiding.